I need a new job.

I need a new job.

(via shitfuckcockballs)

I went canoeing last week-end.

I went canoeing last week-end.

(Source: asaya)

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I want new glasses.

I want new glasses.

(via tease-me-please-me)

We’re seriously looking forward to spring.

We’re seriously looking forward to spring.

(Source: thegirlnextdoor)

I land smooth.

I land smooth.

(via tits--and--tattoos)

Until temperature fell to -10.

Until temperature fell to -10.

(Source: thelovelydreamsphotos, via ladybird-sloth)

Yeah, it was a good party.

Yeah, it was a good party.

(Source: maismonsieur, via soyouthinkyourespecial)

Chomethin’s stuck in ma teech.

Chomethin’s stuck in ma teech.

(Source: jessicainfinite, via stufismessedup)

I had a dream of a new haircut.

I had a dream of a new haircut.

(via stufismessedup)