I need a new job.
(via shitfuckcockballs)
I want new glasses.
(via tease-me-please-me)
I land smooth.
(via tits--and--tattoos)
Chomethin’s stuck in ma teech.
(Source: jessicainfinite, via stufismessedup)
I had a dream of a new haircut.
(via stufismessedup)